My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	651	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8008
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5154	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Votes:	8288	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	206
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
New Chunks Explored:	242262	Animals Bred:	134

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ores Mined:	3939	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun