My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Farms Harvested:	989	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gods Slained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Votes:	3150
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dimension Hops:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	294	Holy Grails Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1619	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9762	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1091
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Buildings Constructed:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1428
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net