My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Villages Defended:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	421222

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6680	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz