My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

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Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	113

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NoGuestRoom4U

#gamer, 3d printer, baby, cabinets, Conflict, design table, Desktop, gatherings, guest room, holiday, Hosting, impasse, industrial designer, Needs, NoGuestRoom4U, office, relationship, shelves, Space, Tools, VR setup

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HateQs_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HappyBlockCraft

Bliss, cheerful, cheerful disposition, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, emotional uplift, euphoria, Feel-Good, Good Mood, gratification, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlockCraft, instant happiness, joy, joyous, Laughter, Pleasure, positive vibes, Smile, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3988	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockBucksRUs

anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Lava Stamp Transfer – Minecraft

3D objects, additive manufacturing, advanced manufacturing, biomedical devices, damage-free transfer printing, fabrication techniques, flexible electronics, high resolution printing, lava, localized, materials science, microfluidics, microscale engineering, Minecraft, molten liquid metal, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, Nature Communications, Precision-induced, stamp, Stamps, surface patterning, Transfer, ultrathin membranes

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? r u tired of boring servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where u can stamp ur way to victory with precision-induced localized molten liquid metal stamps! u can transfer print ultrathin membranes and 3D objects like a boss! no more damage, just pure stamping fun! join now for the most outrageous stamping adventures u will ever experience in ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

What is the IP for videogamedunkey Minecraft Server?

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Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NomaiCraft

PvE, PvP, survival PVP rules play style discord community whitelist community server game multiplayer adventure factions economy plugins exploration custom events roleplay building minigames, Vanilla, Whitelist

NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArcticPvP

Arctic, Experience, Factions, fair, Fun, Gaming, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, Network, Practice, PvP, Server

ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	53	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mithril Realm – Upgrade your character Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Boss Battles, character upgrade, city building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, leveling up, Minecraft, Mithril Realm, mmorpg, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, role playing, Server

Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!

Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MetaCraft Server – ReFantazio Gen #22

bgm, Commercial, concurrent players, Day, Favorite classes, Fun, Gen, General #22, hours played, Kino Commercial, Launch Day, Meta, metacraft, metaphor, nintendo switch, Players, playlist, ReFantazio, Sales, Server, special soundtrack, Steam, Xbox One

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.