Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

    Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

    Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server
    Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Late for Minecraft SMP

    Late for Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

    Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

    So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

    The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

    If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    The Ultimate Question Minecraft SMP

    Are you tired of being called a schizo for questioning the Matrix? Do you want to uncover the truth behind the memes? Join our Minecraft SMP where we delve into the deepest conspiracies while building epic structures and battling creepers. We have mountain dew on tap and pajama parties every night. Don’t let the haters distract you, the truth is out there, bros. pic related, it’s my cat in diamond armor Join now and let’s uncover the secrets of the blocky universe together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Humans Minecraft Server

    Crafty Humans Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the legendary adventures that await you on this server.

    Once upon a time, a group of human men stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world filled with blocky wonders. They quickly realized that this world was filled with dangerous creatures, treacherous terrain, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! On this server, you will have the chance to team up with other human men to conquer dungeons, build magnificent structures, and battle against the evil forces that threaten to destroy this blocky paradise.

    Join us now and become a part of the epic saga of the human men! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond sword that grants its wielder unimaginable power. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Towns Built: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!

    MapleCraft SMP – Eh? Eh? Ole!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP, where we take pumpkin harvesting to a whole new level! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that the pumpkins in our world are actually magical and grant wishes to those who harvest them. One player even claimed that after harvesting a pumpkin, they were granted the ability to fly like a chicken for a whole day! And don’t even get me started on the player who found a pumpkin that turned into a diamond sword when they picked it up. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Legendary Llama of Luck. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Some players swear that after taming a Legendary Llama, they found diamonds in every block they mined. Insane, right?

    So come join us on our pumpkin-filled, luck-enhancing, diamond-sword-giving Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and magical encounters await you in our world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where every conservative player has a non-white wife! Why, you ask? Well, rumor has it that our server is so diverse and inclusive that even the mobs are starting to date outside their species. Plus, our non-white wives have special powers that can help you mine diamonds faster and build epic structures in record time. So come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the talk of the block!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP

    Phase Connect Content Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical unicorn mount!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • with AuVan

    with AuVan

    Welcome To AuVanilla. (Dedicated Server 24/7 W/Active Owner)

    If You Prefer A More PVE Orientated Gameplay We Still Encourage You To Join And Put Your Base Hiding & Building Skills To The Test.

    Rules Of The Server Are Simple:

    Be A Respectful Human And Treat Fellow Server Players With Respect. Refrain From Racism, Hate Speech, Soliciting And Cheating.

    Anything Goes On This Server. (Within Boundaries) This is Survival.

    Have fun , Team Up Or Go Alone , You Decide.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • All The Mods 10

    All The Mods 10

    some servers have items bannned but not this one and plus ive changed some of the configs so u start off with 3 homes and theres a shop at spawn its custom

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockParty – Minecraft Server

    BlockParty – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom mods and plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Trade with them at your own risk, because they are known to be ruthless negotiators.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always beware of the llamas. They’re watching.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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