Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TankTasticCraft

    TankTasticCraft
    come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Scrolling Down Birth Year

    Scrolling Down Birth Year
    join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

    if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Fumikos Haven Network

    Fumikos Haven Network

    Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

    Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

    About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

    Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

    MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    ♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    MineBars is a top project for top players!

    — BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock

    — Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

    — Statistics of the best players

    — Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

    — Unique plugins made by our programmers

    — Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    — Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

    — Honest donation

    IP – MBars.net

    Website: https://minebars.ru

    VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

    We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

    Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

    Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

    Paul SMP Server Overview:

    Server Name Paul SMP Server
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Player Limit 10-15 Players
    Server Features Vanilla-based with some tweaks
    Rules No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server?

    Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

    2. What kind of players are you looking for?

    We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

    3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

    Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

    4. What can I do on the server?

    You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

    5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

    Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 New Chunks Explored: 346113

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bideo Games Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots out fire-breathing kittens.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be partying with pandas and battling with fire-breathing kittens? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 5725

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ScaredyCraft SMP

    ScaredyCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to conquer your childhood fears in a pixelated world! We have a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises, a forest of giant spiders that will make your skin crawl, and a secret underground dungeon where you can face your deepest fears head-on. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right? So come join us and let’s laugh in the face of fear together!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Bedrock Boogeyman

    Bedrock Boogeyman
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing lurking under your bed is a dusty old sock? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst thing that can be under your bed is a creeper with a love for bedtime explosions! Join us if you dare for a wild ride of unexpected surprises and heart-pounding moments. Who knows what other crazy creatures and adventures await you in our wacky world! So come on, join us and see what’s really hiding under your bed…if you dare!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 307 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server

    Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 49 abrams tanks donated by australia to ukraine!!! yes, you heard that right, we have tanks in minecraft now!!! imagine riding around in a tank blowing up creepers and zombies, it’s a total game changer!!!

    not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja pigs who will protect your loot at all costs. you can trade with them for rare items and weapons, or just sit back and watch them do epic ninja flips while you mine for resources.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular eggs. if you can find and tame this majestic bird, you will be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. who needs australia and ukraine when you have tanks and ninja pigs in minecraft?!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • UNGAexpelIsraelLOL

    UNGAexpelIsraelLOL
    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we kick butt like Palestinians kicking Israel out of the U.N. General Assembly! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fighting for justice and building epic structures like the Great Wall of China on steroids. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold like greedy dragons. Join us now or miss out on all the fun and chaos! #JusticeForMinecraft #ExpelIsraelFromOurServer

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2799 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Nano Arc Craft

    Nano Arc Craft
    so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got nanobodies up in dis joint, like, who even has dat in a minecraft server, amirite?

    u wanna build some crazy structures? well, nanobodies got u covered, they can, like, promote da crystallisation of da human Arc protein. like, who even knew minecraft could be so scientific, right?

    but wait, there’s more! nanobodies can also, like, regulate da function of da Arc protein. so, like, not only can u build epic stuff, but u can also, like, control da function of proteins. how insane is dat?

    so, like, if u wanna have a blast and do some crazy stuff in minecraft, dis server is da place to be. join now and experience da nanobody madness!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8822 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GhestPlays City

    GhestPlays City

    Welcome to GhestPlays City All The Mods 10 About the Server Immerse yourself in a Minecraft experience like never before with our All The Mods 10 server. This modpack offers a vast selection of mods ranging from advanced technology to mystical magic ensuring there is always something new to explore and discover Main Features Verso do Minecraft 1211 Mods Included Technology magic exploration and more Active Community Join a friendly and active community always ready to help and share adventures Join us and start your adventure in the incredible world of All The Mods 10 We look forward to seeing you on the server

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Farms Harvested: 894
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • bosscraft.pl

    bosscraft.pl

    I invite you to the new server bosscraft.pl survival plots

    lots of opportunities to have great fun, developed server and store, lots of ranks and other items that diversify your fun, come join us

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations

    The Out-of-This-World Realm of Celestial Chaos and Confusion… also with modded nations
    CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

    Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

    Epic War and Conflict Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

    Master the Economy Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

    Bounties, Quests, and Exploration For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

    A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

    Forming Nations and Earning Perks Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

    Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

    Player-Centric Experience With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

    Modded Experience for a Richer World Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include: – Terralith: Experience diverse biomes and unique landscapes. – Origins (Forge): Choose from different classes to gain unique abilities. – The Twilight Forest & The Aether: Venture into mystical dimensions for rare loot. – Bountiful & FTB Quests: Take on quests for rewards, giving you a clear path for progression. – MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod: Customize your builds with unique decorations.

    Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History! Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

    To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

    Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the provided Discord link and reach out to either goofiusgwape or gluonmaster for access.

    What makes this server unique?

    CelestialRealm offers a dynamic gameplay experience focused on war, diplomacy, and economics. The United Nations system and modded gameplay enhance the overall immersive experience.

    Is there a cost to creating a nation?

    Creating a nation on CelestialRealm comes with a cost to encourage players to unite under powerful factions. This helps maintain a balanced yet competitive atmosphere.

    Can I get help or support if I’m new to the server?

    Absolutely! The server owner, Gluon, is available on Discord to provide extensive support and guidance to new and veteran players alike. Comprehensive tutorials are also available.

    Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

    CelestialRealm follows a set of rules and guidelines to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. These rules cover areas such as player conduct, cheating, and respectful behavior towards others.

    What mods are included in the server?

    The server includes mods such as Terralith, Origins (Forge), The Twilight Forest, The Aether, Bountiful, FTB Quests, and MrCrayfish’s Furniture Mod. These mods enhance gameplay and offer diverse experiences for players.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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