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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	780	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	4016	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

mineverse.com

LegacyPVP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

mc.legacypvp.com

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ores Mined:	6852
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7605
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3380

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

play.danpower.info

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Play.MCBuffalo.com

w00tCRAFT

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

play.w00tcraft.com

ZoneCraft Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1157
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dimension Hops:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

play.zonecraft.es

TDE – Minecraft Server Network

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2707
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

– Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

timberman.de

Minewar

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Minewar.de

Empire Legacy

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

empirelegacy.co.uk

Avea

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

avea.mcpro.io

The CityPrison Network

Factions, Hardcore, Prison, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3940	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Magic Items Found:	1068	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

server.cityprison.net

Vertex

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

play.vertexmc.org

Insane Crafters

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

s48.csrv.pl:60161

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8765	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

play.theorchardmc.com

CastleCrafters

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Zombie Dances:	7	Votes:	1620
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

CastleCrafters.net