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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	7223	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3028	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Mines Excavated:	2429
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

play.surrealcraft.net

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Dmarmc.ga

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	122	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

mc.haxircraft.com

Sk8erpnk

Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

ismayilileeylence.aternos.me

Portlandia

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ores Mined:	8387
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	New Chunks Explored:	895678

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

184.154.41.132

ShadowPvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	710249
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

minecraft.eyeguardian.com

EvilBits

Skyblock

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

54.39.221.19:25590

ninjacraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

85.236.100.145:29765

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

mayoslo123.aternos.me

Very Pug

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

pug.verygames.net

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

192.99.232.201:25578

Mingul

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

mc.mingul.co.uk

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

54.39.14.45:25576

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	9784
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Towns Built:	8

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

ironcraft.serveminecraft.net

Minegaiden IV

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	59

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

play.minegaiden.com