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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	878	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6973	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9229
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Falling into the Void:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Farms Harvested:	661
Ores Mined:	7670	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5634
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
New Chunks Explored:	870634	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3168	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.