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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	3292
Farms Harvested:	881	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	6335
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	137
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.