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MineCraftVirusFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4098	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

adolescence, black people, cultural factors, immigrant communities, immigrant health, madness, mental health disparities, mental health interventions, mental health provision, mental health research., mental health services, mental illness, Migration, minority populations, north African people, psychiatric disorders, PsychoCraft, psychosis prevention, psychosis risk, risk factors, social determinants of health, study

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Farms Harvested:	318
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
New Chunks Explored:	227991	Crops Grown:	8367

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Crops Grown:	3530	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Crops Grown:	8894	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ores Mined:	5681	Dragon Eggs Found:	9100
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Star Shards Collected:	173	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4