MuscleMania: Failure is Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Warm Milk Society

animal milk, body heat, Cold milk, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, digestion, Evolution, food history, homogenization, human invention, lactation, lactose, mammal milk, milk, milk processing, milk production, nutrition, pasteurization, society, Temperature, Warm, warm milk

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows produce warm milk straight from their bodies! forget cold milk, we offer the real deal here. our cows are genetically modified to have body heat that warms up the milk as soon as it leaves their udders. it’s like drinking a warm hug from a cow.

not only that, but our server is home to the legendary cow queen, who rules over all the cows with an iron hoof. she grants special powers to those who can prove themselves worthy by completing ridiculous challenges like milking a cow blindfolded or riding a pig through an obstacle course.

if you’re looking for a unique minecraft experience filled with warm milk and cow royalty, then come join us on our server. just watch out for the cow queen’s wrath if you dare to challenge her rule. it’s udderly insane, but in the best way possible.

Red Rumble Zone

ADVANTAGE, athletes, Claim, color psychology, Combat sports, Competition, new study, Olympic combat sports, Performance, red, red advantage, red outfit, Rumble, sports analysis, sports apparel, sports attire, sports performance, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports trends, Truth, Zone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
New Chunks Explored:	154865	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where wearing a red outfit ACTUALLY gives u super powers! like u can fly and shoot fireballs out of ur butt! we did a study and it’s totally true, red is the new black baby! join now and dominate the competition with ur red hot skills. also, our server is haunted by a ghost pig who will guide u to hidden treasures and secret dungeons. it’s like a real-life video game but without all the boring stuff. so what are u waiting for? put on ur red outfit and come join the fun!

Pixel Space Odyssey 1.20.6

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, 1.20.6, 12 days of christmas, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, merch links, Notifications RSS feed, odyssey, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Recent Stream Highlights, RPG demo, socials, Space, stable diffusion, Uoh, Voicepack, vrt, VT, worms game

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! We’ve got Kiki, the cutest autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through the world of blocky wonders. Build your champyons, explore the pyoncraft server, and unleash your creativity like never before! Plus, we have ASMR collections, voicepacks, and even a Kiki AI for Stable Diffusion. Don’t miss out on the madness and join now for a wild ride!

BabyCraftHub

baby, BabyCraftHub, child, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, family, feelings, husband, initials, Marriage, Motherhood, names, parenting, Pregnancy, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, tradition, Unique

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of names! Just like this player who wants to honor her family with a unique name for her baby, we believe in creating a unique experience for all our players.

Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.

Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	3205
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	564164
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	5819

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Votes:	3340	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Players:	90/700	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	4933
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5