mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AG Peach Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, AGPeach! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant peach that you have to climb to enter the server. It’s like a fruity challenge just to get started!

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. Want diamonds? Better start trading with those llama overlords!

3. The admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by replacing their houses with giant bamboo structures. It’s all in good fun, right?

4. Our Nether is filled with flying pigs who shoot fireballs out of their snouts. It’s like a bacon-themed fireworks show every time you enter the Nether!

5. We have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join AGPeach and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Farms Harvested:	107	Emeralds Found:	3724
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	New Chunks Explored:	462083
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Farms Harvested:	404	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/paradox-interactive-stellaris/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Potions Brewed:	65
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Emeralds Found:	8734	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	67	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	664	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.