Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Runes Activated: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SisterWifeWeddingCraft

    SisterWifeWeddingCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story. Build your own virtual family with other players, navigate through complex relationships, and deal with drama just like in real life (minus the cancer and affairs, of course).

    Who needs therapy when you can escape into our Minecraft world and experience all the chaos and craziness you could ever imagine? Join now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Potions Brewed: 174
    Dimension Hops: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP

    LoveStoppedMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way to show your love is by building the most epic heart-shaped base for your crush? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with love potions, heart-shaped explosions, and romantic battles against mobs. Who needs love letters when you can send your crush a virtual diamond sword engraved with your undying affection?

    So, if you’re ready to test your love in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper mask.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • NostalgicCraft2016

    NostalgicCraft2016
    Remember the good ol’ days of 2016 when Harambe was still alive and everyone was obsessed with fidget spinners? Well, this Minecraft server will transport you back to that magical time! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, nostalgia, and pixelated adventures.

    Our server is so lit that even Harambe himself would want to play here. We have custom mini-games like “Fidget Spinner Frenzy” where you can battle it out with other players using your trusty spinner. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated gorillas!

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins of all your favorite 2016 icons like Salt Bae, the Mannequin Challenge, and even the infamous Dress (is it blue and black or white and gold?). Join us now and relive the glory days of 2016 in the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 158
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Potions Brewed: 171
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Finger Fumble Craft

    Finger Fumble Craft
    hey u, yea u, do u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well buckle up buttercup cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT shop!

    we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the macarena, and cows that can do backflips. yea, u heard me right, BACKFLIPS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination. u wanna be a part of dat? of course u do!

    oh and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yea, u can ride that bad boy while dodging lava and zombie pigmen. it’s a thrill ride like no other!

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for urself. just remember, always use ur right index finger for everything, even if it doesn’t make sense. trust me, it’s the key to success in dis wacky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1668 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Chariz

    Chariz

    Server for those looking to play with friends using voice chat, tpa, etc. And it also includes berock players

    Note: server beta! Leave your feedback on discord/help: https://discord.gg/zqAbDxurWD

    But in the future this server will be improved, thank you for your preference on our server

    Optional version from 1.9 to 1.21.1 I hope you like it and if something is missing from the server just let us know on discord

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8615 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pixel Forest Minecraft Server

    Pixel Forest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Saint Mori Calliope, the most epic Minecraft server in the Imperium of Man! Join us as we battle against the forces of chaos and build our empire in the name of the Emperor!

    Reasons to join: 1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant golden statue of Calliope, the goddess of Minecraft herself. She will protect you from any griefers or creepers that dare to come near. 2. Our community is made up of the bravest warriors and the most skilled builders in all the land. Together, we will conquer all who oppose us. 3. Our server events are legendary. From epic PvP battles to treasure hunts in the Nether, there is never a dull moment on Saint Mori Calliope. 4. Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret dungeon filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the most daring adventurers can hope to uncover its secrets. 5. And if you’re lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine, who is said to roam the server at night, haunting those who dare to cross his path.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Saint Mori Calliope and become a legend in the Imperium of Man!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl

    Hawk TUAH Minecraft SMP Ludwig von Misesian Austrian Girl
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between Hawk Tuah girl and Ludwig von Misesian, fighting it out over their economic ideologies while building pixelated empires. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell in this wacky world where even the chickens have secret alliances. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HackCraft: Life Pro Edition

    HackCraft: Life Pro Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy – just watch out for the evil gummy bears!

    But that’s not all – we also have a magical potion that turns you into a flying unicorn, and a treasure chest filled with diamonds that never runs out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in the multiverse and discover your greatest life hack yet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks

    CartelCraft: 38+ Years of Bribe Blocks
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico’s ex-public security chief as our admin! he got sentenced to 38-plus years in the US for taking cartel bribes but now he’s here to make sure our server is safe from any shady deals. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even some hidden treasure (if you can bribe him with enough diamonds)! who needs regular old minecraft servers when you can join ours and be part of the most scandalous gaming community out there? come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the feds shut us down!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Crops Grown: 9583
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Last Moments Server

    Last Moments Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the most epic last moments that u never even knew were last moments until u look back years later and go “woah dude that was the last time i ever did that thing” like that time u accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all ur diamonds or that time u built a giant statue of a chicken and then it got struck by lightning and exploded.

    we have the most insane adventures waiting for u, like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or trying to tame a wild pack of exploding creepers. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – u won’t want to miss out on all the fun.

    so come join us and make some memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until u accidentally delete ur save file. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2074
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • AGELIMC

    AGELIMC

    Simple greek minecraft server. Nothing special to see here. Just me trying to reach the description character limit nothing much. I mean really nothing is going on here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Bolt SMP

    Bolt SMP

    WELCOME TO BOLTSMP JOIN US FOR Vanilla+Strength SMP PvP Arena 5k World Border Simple Tpa No Lag Custum Plugins One Player Sleep Combat Log Best Pvp Experience TPA Better Teams Premium Plugins

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9880 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Farms Harvested: 398 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocktopia Minecraft Server

    Blocktopia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of rainbow blocks? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off? You got it!

    So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Potions Brewed: 85
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

    /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

    SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

    Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

    So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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