Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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