Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 111
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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