Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Magical Moments Shared: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 30

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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