Are you tired of being a truecel in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a movie for truecels, where you can finally be the hero of your own story. Imagine a world where you can slay dragons, build epic fortresses, and even find love (in the form of virtual Minecraft villagers, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and riches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Creeper King, where you can challenge him to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest truecel fantasies in blocky, pixelated glory. Who needs movies when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Gal House Minecraft Server

    Gal House Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.

    But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Animals Bred: 135 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Visit Poland Minecraft SMP

    Visit Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual trip to Poland…but without the expensive plane ticket! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual borders of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy laughing at the ridiculous antics of our wacky community?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary Polish unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a fancy new castle? The unicorn’s got you covered! Just be careful…rumor has it that the unicorn has a mischievous side and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous stories await you in the land of Poland…oops, I mean our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 39

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server

    Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun never sets and the creepers never sleep! Join us in the land of Early Mornin Slidde, where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!

    So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Magic Items Found: 5386

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP

    Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?

    Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server
    ❤️ FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT ❤️

    ❤️ Version: 1.18-1.21 ❤️❤️ IP: drop.fpmc.pw:25565❤️❤️ SITE: http://shop.fpmc.pw ❤️

    ❤️ There are 6 modes on the server and here is their description: ❤️

    ⭐ Survival ⭐Survival which has free donation, character leveling, mysterychest, two types of donation cases, REALSHOP, interesting warps, and much more.

    ⭐Anarchy ⭐Survival 1.16.1 with a real stamp, there is character leveling with the /rank command, as well as a developed economic system, thanks to which the mode will become much more interesting for you than on other servers.

    ⭐ Prison ⭐Survival in which you become a prisoner. Your goal is to get out of prison. How to do this? By leveling up your level. /lvl. As you level up, you will have to upgrade your equipment and items. This will help you get out of prison more efficiently.

    ⭐ 2B2T ⭐Mode on version 1.16.1, created for cheaters, here you can do whatever you want! Fly all over the map with a fly, kill with killaura in 10 blocks, dig with great speed, whatever!

    ⭐ KitPVP ⭐PVP mode in which your goal is to kill other players, earning coins and experience for this, thereby leveling up, you can buy all sorts of different kits for coins, it definitely won’t get boring.

    ⭐ SkyBlock ⭐Survival where your goal is to develop on a small island, there are tasks for which you get cool rewards, there is a PvP arena, a lot of things, become top 1 on the skyblock!

    On our server, every player will be able to find something to their liking.In our videos we try to show the life of the project as much as possible.

    It’s your party! ⭐

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

    Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 5560

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

    The State of X (Minecraft SMP)
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

    Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

    So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Left Stick Minecraft Server

    Left Stick Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • He’s Right Minecraft Server

    He’s Right Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP

    Oh My Fucking God Why Was I Ever Using Windows Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of using Windows like a pleb? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where real professionals thrive? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for Linux users!

    Join us and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while running a process monitor in the background at all times. Show off your tiling desktop and impress your fellow players with your Linux skills.

    Forget about Windows and embrace the world of Linux. Sure, you may look like an incel, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life on our server? Join now and become a true Linux gaming legend!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Crops Grown: 1936
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

    ASTRUM – Vanilla Minecraft server! Minecraft server

    There are no privates or unnecessary commands on the server, like (/spawn, /kit and other garbage)! No license required to enter! The server adheres to vanilla, but at the same time has unique mechanics that make the gameplay more interesting.

    You can find out more about them on our Wikipedia!

    The server is a vanilla semi-RP project, that is, it contains RP elements that are optional. This means that the server has the FBI, Ministers, a city system and other interesting mechanics.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for the loot! Or how about building a giant roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and waterfalls? The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events like Programmer Edish Demo Days where you can showcase your coding skills in a virtual world. And don’t forget about our Halloween Jam, where the spookiest builds win epic prizes!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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