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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 122 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
