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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7182 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 270 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8520 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!