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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7646 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!