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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 9614 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
