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| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1307 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Votes: | 6522 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
