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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 900 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 111 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!