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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3202 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!