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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2246 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
