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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9378 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!