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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5286 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Star Shards Collected: | 207 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
We offer a daycare service where your kids might just get kidnapped by the mother-in-law and taken to a waterfront property for some swimming and kayaking fun. Who needs a safe daycare when you can have an overbearing mother-in-law taking charge?
Join our server for conference calls with your husband and mother-in-law, where you can air out all your parenting grievances and be told to see a doctor and get medicated. It’s a real blast!
And don’t forget the unsolicited parenting advice and surprise haircuts for your kids – it’s all part of the fun on our server. So come on over and see if you can survive the ultimate test of family dynamics in Minecraft!