Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 9270
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2960 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dimension Hops: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8462 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Animals Bred: 177 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 148 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 253 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Farms Harvested: 432 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Runes Activated: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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