Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 3177 Dragon Eggs Found: 6534
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 167

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Crops Grown: 4596 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Magic Items Found: 6974 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Potions Brewed: 127 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Crops Grown: 7833 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Emeralds Found: 2914
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6540 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3321 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Animals Bred: 80
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Enchantments Applied: 60
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Runes Activated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

    Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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