MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crops Grown:	3016
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7456	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5971
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1222	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	748	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1627	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Void Armor Forged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	8873	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
New Chunks Explored:	425335	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

A classic chaotic modpack offering a stupidly unstable & fun experience.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Farms Harvested:	483	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alternative media, content creators, creativity, creature tubers, digital age, emerging trend, Entertainment, fresh change, influencers, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, New trend, niche content, Online Community, online video, Pace, Popular, smp, social media, trendy, tubers, viral

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mines Excavated:	2514
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ores Mined:	2458	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.