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DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	242
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	6233
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchantments Applied:	179

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

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Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2