Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Insane Crafters

Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5753	Crops Grown:	6005
Void Armor Forged:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The OrchardMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CastleCrafters

24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1249	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ProBloxWorld

Bedwars, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP

ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

StrikeCraft

Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty SMP

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GermanysBaugrube

Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

See ya online!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TaipCraft

Earth, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Soho-Craft

85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

LeafkingsServer

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	40
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.