Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	3428	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	5352

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	57
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6531
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.