Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crops Grown:	7443

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Elysium Minecraft Server

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ChrisCraft

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ODD_Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome This server is a bit of a vanilla twist. I’m trying to keep the plugins as low -key and quality of lifeish as I can. Most features will be open right off the bat. I’m not big on rank locks and payed content. I am new to setting this stuff up so forgive me in advance XD. I’m willing to add and remove stuff if enough people want it. So come check us out the server it’s brand new and the groups just starting to form . Current Plugins Veinminer Crop ClickerGrief ProtectionJobs WIP

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Herocraft MMORPG

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

Level up and gain attribute points to spend. Customize your character as you level to obtain the game style you like. If you like Dungeon & Dragons and Minecraft this is the server for you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dino Kraft

Survival

Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Libton-Craft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3676

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

GloCraft

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Projections Made:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!