Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Tales of Conquest

A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Vanilla anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6297
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Epic Minecrafter

With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Oranges Prison life

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FatDog Minecraft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ShadyCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mob Arenas

MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE

Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2168	Love Letters Sent:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DangerSb (beta)

PvP, Skyblock

TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crops Grown:	3073	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

simpvp.net

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

simpvp.net is an all-out anarchy server. We have only one (enforced) rule, and that is simply: No cheating. Which includes all forms of flymods, xray, spamming and so on. Scamming, embezzling, backstabbing, and everything of the like is completely allowed. While it is all allowed, you have to do it all on your own, every player is expected to be capable of defending themselves and gathering necessary items all on their own. Everything (except spawn) is player made, admins will only intervene with cheaters.

The server is hosted in France, and although we don’t force people to speak English, it is an English server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	282

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Wild West Frontier

Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Wild West Frontier! A friendly community where there’s always fun to be had, whether it be farming crop for a few coins or diving headfirst into the bandit underbelly. All ages welcome.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Terramining II

Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

crafties smp

Raiding, Survival

a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MegaCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2479

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UnderLands

Mini Games

Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

From Inforty

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pwn9 YASMP

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.