Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1305	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Limegaming

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HexicHomie

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sketchmine!

This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.