Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Block Battles

Cross-Play, Mini Games

Get ready for an epic adventure as our Block Battles servers open their gates today at 4:30 PM EST! Immerse yourself in thrilling battles, explore new realms, and conquer the pixelated world with your friends.

But that’s not all – the anticipation continues! Our Buycraft and Coin Shop will unlock their treasures tomorrow. Prepare to enhance your gaming experience with exclusive items and perks.

Join us on this thrilling journey, starting at 4:30 PM EST today! Your next gaming adventure awaits.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Odyssey Online

Vanilla

dope server. might even say the best. best of the best? yes. so much very good. hosted in nyc! we have a sick mob arena, beacon way points, and other small smp tweaks. no land claiming. no world border!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6441	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Nodigit

Nodigit.com is a creative server with 100 slots (Soon 200) We have PVP/spleef/paintball/minigames with plots and survival worlds spawn items with /i

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HyperionSMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

My SMP server is a lifesteal variant! It comes with custom mobs, and items without any mods! Proxmity chat as well! It’s consistently being updated, and worked on. Dungeons you can explore with loot and more! We got the hard SMP, and the casual one! You can pick and choose! Hard SMP doesn’t have much rules while the casual one does, more or so for builders! If you’d like to join, the official release is **October 30th**!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ShadowCraft

ShadowCraft is a factions/PVP Server that just started and needs players. We are hosted on a dedicated server with no lag so you can have fun without any interruptions. Our server contains a nice spawn, an admin shop, as well as a user market, mob arena, and many more. Some of those are all still in development but, join and get a head start against the rest! Join now to experience the fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SpiritMC

Economy, PvE, Survival

SpiritMC us a new amazing Minecraft Survival Server with many features!

We have; A custom shop, often events, giveaways and more! We also have a bank, not P2W! We are updating so much and would love for you to join us! Please join the discord and support us in any way! (Even playing helps!)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Daegonner PvP

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The official Daegonner server! We’re finally back! Just reset and released!

Factions & KitPvP! Dedicated Server, DDoS protection Cannoning Jar, Fully optimized ObbyDestroyer, mcMMO KitPvP, Crystals, Lottery 1v1, Duels, KoTHs, Auctions Instant Soup, FTop And much more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	5569

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Andrei1010SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

A fun and beginner friendly Minecraft server! Tips: Use the /back command to go back from where you died KeepInventory is on! Use the shop (/shop) to buy items for (sometimes really) cheap Fulbright IS allowed!

rules: [1] Be respectful [2] Be ethical [3] Use common sense [4] Any form of cheating, X-Ray Or StructureFinder is not allowed [5] No griefing [6] no advertising

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Rawcritics PVP

{Towny} {PVP} {Raiding} {iConomy}

Our server is run by professional staff who keep an eye on things at all times with a player base at the ready to ensure griefers, cheaters, hackers and trolls are caught and dealt with swiftly.

We have towns and nations with PVP rules that enable you to break into buildings, search for chests within limitation and fight to the death. Blocks regen and you can use TNT to break into buildings since the blocks will return after a certain number of seconds.

Join us, though be made aware that we do not support trollish or hostile behavior and you will not find this a fitting environment if you are looking for trouble or childish laughs. Ask Silverforte if you need a town to join with plenty of space and protection for your house and items.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PureCraft MarketSquare

Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft server which has shop and dupe so join now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9555	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Farming Crafters Feed the Beast Infinity

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Farmingcrafters.

You can do whatever you want here and wherever you want. But don’t forget to run far away for the first time so that you don’t get attacked 😉

The server offers you the opportunity to teleport to other players as well to set a home point, PRO world. Overworld, Nether, Twilight etc. When you die, your items will be saved in a tombstone. You can also use the /back command if you have died. greets Ardragoon

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SwordMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

New smp, bedwars and pvp server growing fast and bringing new experiences to players. Our pvp server is hosted on 1.8 giving people who enjoy the old pvp settings a chance for action. Our new economy smp is 1.20.1 allowing people to test their skills to the limits while competing for the number 1 spot. Finally, our bedwars server tops hypixels with new maps new utility and better optimization for players to enjoy

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

pwing

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay

IP: pwing.net What it is: RPG Dungeon Server With new improved loot, Set items, Legendaries, sockets ** Spells and Spell Wands ** Rings , Amulets, Gloves and more ! ** Factions ** Battle Pets ** Gems and Sockets ** HP , Dodge , Lored Items ** Custom Bosses with abilities ** Minigames ** Grand Theft Auto with Guns ** Dungeons and Quests ** God Of War Dungeon – Based on Xbox, Help Kratos !

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Japura Survival City

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Japura.net PVP zombie city survival server running a lot of custom plugins. Players can create tribes to claim and protect land. A massive city is generated over the normal minecraft world, and is ready to be looted! Watch out for the endless hordes of zombies! Nobody would want to go out at night. server url: mine.japura.net website url: www.japura.net no excessive swearing. no religion/nationality/politics/sensitive arguments. no cheating, abusing in-game glitches or using mods that can affect the server. graphical mods like minimaps or lighting is OK. no spamming. zero tolerance for moderator impersonation. report any server issues with the /bug command, or on the forums. no asking for gun mods.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Neutine

KitPvP, Survival

A minecraft network with great features, enjoyable gameplay and much more! Ranging from custom weapons, classes, bosses and custom scripted server with constant updates, bug patches and gameplay improvements.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.