Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4096
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Anarchic Frontiers

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Anarchic Frontiers” space expedition’s mission is to colonize new worlds where several competing socio-political ideologies are in play. Voluntaryism, Statism, and Anocracy. How will followers of these philosophies interact with each other? will they find peace? trade? prosperity? or will it be a bloody spectacle! Write your own story in this unique, challenging and thought provoking environment!

* Tight-knit casual community * Scaleable Protection against griefing. * Extra Hard Difficulty * Quest system to introduce features and offer some rewards * VAMPIRES, beware creatures of the night who feed on the living! * Player managed shopkeepers can be setup to Buy and Sell, using any items as currency. * Cheat detection and Orebfuscation (hides ore and hidden chests from x-ray cheaters) are in effect. * There are many server performance optimizations, bug fixes and improvements, some of which also improve client performance. * 99.9% Uptime verified for over a year. * Data integrity is guaranteed, data is backed up daily. * Check website for more features/modifications/info.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FuntimeLifestelNetwork

LifeSteal

There are many lifesteal servers, but there is only one Lifesteal, and N3.MCST.IO:8670 is where you will find it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MagnaUni

Chatting, Communityfocused, Cultures, Friendlycommunity, International, Kingdoms, Minimalplugins, Multilanguage, Nogrief, Survival

Welcome to MagnaUni,

your cozy corner of the Minecraft universe where simplicity meets heartwarming camaraderie! Here, it’s not just a server; it’s a snug home for fellow adventurers from across the globe to share culture, swap stories, and embark on unforgettable blocky journeys together.

🌍 A Global Gathering: Join our diverse family of players from all over the world. It’s not just about blocks; it’s about building connections with people from different cultures, sharing experiences, and making friends from so many places.

🌱 Back to Basics: Dive into the essence of Minecraft with us. Our survival server keeps it simple, with just enough plugins to enhance the fun without losing that authentic vanilla Minecraft charm. It’s the kind of place where you can kick back, relax, and enjoy the game the way it was meant to be.

🤝 Neighbors, Not Strangers: No grief, no stress—just good vibes! Our community thrives on collaboration. Join forces with your fellow players, embark on epic builds, and revel in the joy of creating together. Your masterpieces are safe with us!

👂 Your Ideas Matter: At MagnaUni, everyone’s voice is heard. Our friendly staff team is all ears for your suggestions and feedback.

🌈 More Than Just Blocks: MagnaUni is more than just a Minecraft server; it’s a warm and welcoming space where your imagination takes flight. Connect with kindred spirits, explore new horizons, and revel in the simple joys of Minecraft with friends who feel like family.

Join us at MagnaUni, where every block has a story, and every player is a cherished part of our tight-knit community. Adventure, laughter, and genuine connections await – come on in, the fire’s warm, and the friends are even warmer! 🌟

❤️‍🔥 https://discord.gg/kCkafxFRVu ❤️‍🔥

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mc-Exodus

Skyblock server with a economy and a friendly staff.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

UndyingSmp

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival, Whitelist

UndyingSmp is a whitelisted Lifesteal Challenge Minecraft server where players compete for a $100 prize. The server is cross-play compatible, has a 50 member max (probably), and offers features like TPA, manual and automatic anti-cheat detection, DeathCoords upon death, and EnderDragonEggTracker for tournament challenges. It also has custom villages with shops and uses the BetterSleeping plugin. To get added to the whitelist, you must join the UndyingSmp Discord. Once there, read the rules entirely from top to bottom to learn what to do next. Discord: https://discord.gg/hTbcn8AFx8

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DG Minecraft

Welcome to the Dgminecraft srever We are trying to br the best we can be give us a try see if this server is whar u can call home it Free to play upgrades can be payed for OR eared. So give us a try get your frends to play and let all have a “Supper Fun time”.. LOL have a good day.

Some outer stuff is the Admins And Mods Are great with what you need Don’t bug thim about OP or someing like that and thay will be your Best frends Some come have fun enjoy help us out give us a look we are all frends so give us a try…. **** New for evey vote We pay u $300.00 in game Money a vote have a great day PSS 100$ for each site…

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	1764
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Fluxmc

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Games

We are a small growing SMP server I would love to have fun we host a lot I giveaways daily So give us a chance

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PunFumblerCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Towny

From Towny which has a land based non-griefing environment to an intense prison that has you in a cellblock mining for your freedom. PunFumblerCraft has loads of exciting gamemodes and features to play around with. Invite your friends and make it even more fun! The server is well maintained and takes pride in being up to date, with as few bugs and glitches as technically possible, better than most servers.

IP: Play.PunFumblerCraft.com Website: http://www.punfumblercraft.com/

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Taspia

Skyblock

Welcome to Taspia Skyblock! [Version 1.9 – 1.20]

Get ready for the ultimate Skyblock experience on our server, where you and your friends can build the most incredible and unique Skyblock Islands ever seen! But that’s not all—prepare to take on thrilling boss battles in our specially designed zones, where you can test your skills and claim epic rewards.

As you embark on your Skyblock adventure, we offer exciting custom crates which will give you awesome rewards!

If you ever have any questions or need assistance, our dedicated team is always available to provide support. We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and welcoming community, where players can connect, collaborate, and forge new friendships.

Join Taspia Skyblock today and unleash your creativity on the ultimate Minecraft Skyblock server. Your Island awaits!

Discover the limitless potential of Skyblock and be part of our thriving community. We can’t wait to welcome you and your friends to the adventure of a lifetime. See you soon in Taspia Skyblock! <3

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

4evercraft

4EverPvp is a great pvp

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minehub

Earth, LifeSteal, Skyblock

We are a Minecraft network server, we have skyblock, earth survival, and lifesteal smp! Come join today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LegitPlay Factions

Factions

LegitPlay was started back in June of 2012, this server is an extension of our Semi-Vanilla server to a factions server.

We do not tolerate hackers or cheaters of any sort, we have a ban appeal section at support.legitplay.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Cereal Bowl

The Cereal Bowl Factions! McMMO! PvP! Survival! Economy! Mob Arena! Parkour! Mobcatcher! High uptime! No Whitelist! And anything else you’d ever want on a server!

Why go to other servers when the Cereal Bowl has it all? You can traverse the world, building, claiming, and defending a magnificent base, or go out and find others to make war on. You can delve deep into the depths of the nether to capture a Ghast, or build a room of 20 Zombie spawners. You can get lost in the workings of an in-depth economy, or get lost in the expansive spawn realm. Buy and sell goods, become rich and powerful, build your very own empire spanning thousands of blocks. In the infinite Cereal Bowl, the possibilities are as endless as you choose to make them.

Don’t forget some milk!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ClamityFurs

Survival

hmmm. what make you came here? Bedrock Support Coming Soon Local Server Community – Furry (2 Branches) + Non-LGBT + LGBT – Normal (2 Branches) + PvP (Angressive People) + Farmers (Friendly People :D)

eh? dont call this server sus

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pigcraft QC

Pigcraft QC is a wonderful server with a rich community. We encourage people of all ages to come and take part in our server, although many of our players are 14+. We are hosted free of charge thanks to our wonderful server owner, which means any and all donations go toward improving the server and community. Donating is entirely optional and it’s easy to upgrade from Guest to Member by posting an introduction on our forums.

We have approx. 40 plugins that make each of our worlds unique, including iConomy 6 for our economy. In addition to our main world, we offer Survival Games so you run, hide, and confront up to 24 of your friends! Members have access to PlotMe Creative and our End world is kept fresh with EndReset so you’ll always have a dragon waiting to hug and/or murder you. Of course, we’re not always so serious – we have Pigasus and DiscoSheep+ to keep the party going!

We sincerely hope you’ll join us at mc.pigcraft.net. Don’t forget to vote for us once you get to our forums – you’ll receive a Diamond in-game when you use your Minecraft username!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.