Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Frabin

This is my new Tekkit server which i am Hosting! We are short staff but if you ask for staff you’ll get less of a chance! I’m still trying to configure Towny so hold on for that! Once its configured it will come out of Beta testing and everyone that beta test will get a cool prefix! Thanks so much!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	50	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MinecraftOnline

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EternalCraft [Cookiez!]

A mega fun server with amazingly nice staff! There a bosses and many other fun things to do, join today and get a free cookie.

We have factions, McMMO and many more fun plugins.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Yeuh – Battle Royale/UHC

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

YEUH is a Minecraft UHC/Battle Royale Server that is dedicated to providing quick & competitive gameplay.

– Dedicated 24/7 Server, so you never have to wonder if we’re up. – Ultra Hardcore Mode, so you know we don’t mess around. – 30 Minute Games, so you can hop back in the action ASAP. – Cast Your Vote for which scenarios you want to play with.

New Scenarios Every Week!

This week’s UHC Scenarios (Updated 10/6/20):

– Inheritance: You take the inventory of the person you kill! – One Trick Pony: EVERY mob in the game is the same mob. It’s a different mob every game. – TNT World: Every block can be ignited like TNT with flint and steel.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Glowarion (MMORPG Server)

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

A German server with all aspects of an MMORPG for players looking for a fantasy adventure at sea.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	645	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.