Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Indica Cloud

We now support Towny and Mcjobs! We are a survival economy server, and we feature custom terrain and a large map.. We also have our own website with a Dynamic map. Recently added PVP raiding world! Rules: -Be mature -Respect the decisions of staff -No Greifing -The content of this server is for mature audiences, some of which may not be suitable for children. We are a pretty relaxed server, but immaturity will not be tolerated.

Plug Ins: -World Guard -ShopSigns -NetRar -MCMMO – LUCK -CreeperHeal -Dynamic Map -Towny -McJobs

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ReziCraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftersLand Network Servers EU

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

> Network Servers US: play.craftersland.us > Network Servers EU: play.craftersland.eu

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Zen

82.192.76.211:25616 Plugins: Towny Essentials GroupManager MobBounty Rules: No Griefing No Hacks No Cheating in any way No swearing No advertising No X-Ray No asking for items No asking for Op

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ChillCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

ChillCraft is an active and friendly Minecraft community. We just updated the server to support Minecraft 1.8! We offer a taste of various Minecraft experiences! If you want: – PVP – Modded survival with economy – Creative – Vanilla survival – Mini-games and events

We have it! All players are very important to us. If you have a suggestion to improve the server, we will listen to you! Many of our official buildings are made by players like you! If you want a warm responsive community, ChillCraft is for you!

It’s a wonderful server, we hope you like it as much as we do! It is now home to new Minecraft users and Minecraft veterans. Will you join us?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

IllestCraft

Illestcraft is the illest server you’ll ever go on 😉 . its an anarchy server with the most friendly staff you’ll ever meet on a server and is also very active as well. The server is hosted in the U.S. I’m here to provide intense PVP,Faction Wars etc, for all of yous around the world. GREAT ADMINS AND PLUGINS TOO! Brand new so JOIN NOW OWNER IS OXIJIIN NOW JDPROSLAYER (JdProSlayer is the user of the account posting this)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MJPvP

Great for all players great staff great builds just great server !!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Addstar MC

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for a fun survival server with a friendly player community?

Our server is designed to be a kid/family friendly and fun environment for everyone! We have a small friendly community of players and we strongly promote respect for all players. All player builds/homes are protected by Grief Prevention and we are able to easily “rollback” any griefing reported by our users. We also have chat censoring to protect against swearing. Our friendly staff are always willing to help you out or happy to just have a chat if you’re bored!

NO GRIEFING – NO HACKS – NO TROLLING – NO SPAMMING – NO SWEARING – NO NAGGING

– Safe Kid/Family friendly environment, heavily moderated. – Survival PVE world (with Nether) – Creative world (for donators only) – Fun games with rewards (Spleef, PVP games, Chess, Archery, Connect 4, CTF etc) – Fully automated Survival Games – Economy with Item/Enchantment Shops – LWC protection (chests, doors, dispensers, etc) – NO PVP, except in PVP designated areas and games. – Hack/cheat detection – Cheaters are not welcome here!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

squaremc

survival fun read rules in the server with /rules or the sign on noteboard it is a danish server but all can join hope to see you in

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New New Canada

Economy, Survival

Survival Up to Date Ranks

Plugins: Dynmap Tree Assist essentials Iconomy

New Canada was first started in the alpha stage of Minecraft Under the ownership of Jesusfarts. Around beta time the New Canada server went down for good. A few members from New Canada Grabbed the world file and started hosting it again bringing back the great world they had started.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Wizmogaming

a great, small, minecraft server, that is looking for new and fantastic players to join us

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

F-C-N Server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

FCN Server is a build server developed since 2011 with large RPG elements, a friendly community and a ranking system based on building skills.

Rank up by building!

Extensive RPG!

In-game currency!

Big world!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EfsaneCraft

Sw 0 Lag 100 Capacity And Open 24/7.

Pvp is Open on the Server

To reach the admin, you can send an e-mail using /mail send Nish (your message).

There is only one thing missing from the server, that missing person is you!

http://www.facebook.com/Efsanecraft

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MooshServers

MooshServers is a Medium Size Minecraft Community! our goal is to give players the best minecraft experience as possible, Our Spawn has everything easy to Reach its a no brainer to roam around our spawn because were located in Flatlands. Hope you join us. We have many events such as Spleef, CTF, TDM, survival games, and mob arena! These will keep you busy when you are bored of playing survival! We also have factions and mcmmo to help you enjoy our server. WE have a fully functional economy and rank system. We can’t wait for you to join us so come on the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	55	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MasterMinerZ – Faction/is

MasterMinerZ is a Danish/English minecraft server. Here at MasterMinerZ we care a lot about it being fair for everyone, so for that we have installed some plugins that make it harder to hack/cheat so that everyone has an equal chance. Our main plugin is Faction so you can create a clan with your friends. Battle against other clans and win glory and honor. You can also donate money to server, all money goes to the server, Buycraft, website etc..

We have: Faction world! Creative world! The World of Hunger Games! – Soon

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.