Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AntiCraftMc

AntiCraft is a small survival server with a very nice community

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Valkirias

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

We bring you this server so that you can enjoy it in the company of your friends and Minecraft people, who like to build and enjoy a large, united and social community.

A Valkyrian server where everything has a vk reason.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loot Network

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

CREATIVE | CAFE SIMULATOR™ | SKYBLOCK | DAYZ SG

+ Friendly players + 24/7 uptime + No lag

Website: www.loot.network IP: play.loot.network Support: https://www.loot.network/support-tickets/open

We hope you enjoy your stay here at loot network.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Farms Harvested:	281
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Skyblock

⥋ Updated to 1.6.2 ⥊ No whitelist, play as soon as you join! ⥋ 300 Slots! ⥋ Create your own island and invite friends! ⥊ 24/7 with daily backups. ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure very little to no latency. ⥊ We have our own teamspeak server for better comunication. – ts.skyblock.pl ⥋ Nether is enabled everyday 17:00 – 19:00 (GMT) ⥊ Events every 30 minutes ⥋ Here are some screenshots: http://scr.hu/12gb/6y14f http://scr.hu/12gb/k1khe http://scr.hu/12gb/fq76s http://scr.hu/12gb/dwand http://scr.hu/12gb/p1bgu

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftRealms

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

SITE: CraftRealms.com IP: mc.CraftRealms.com

Hello,

Welcome to CraftRealms. We have hit an amazing 50,000 NEW Users in 3 months! We are a fast growing community that welcomes new people at the best of its ability!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

UnknownCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Unknowncraft is based on my experience as a normal Minecraft player, looking at the flaws in servers that I have played on. I have experience running servers, administrating a few and moderating quite a few. I hope to provide the best experience for like-minded Minecraft players.

Main Plugins we use:TARDIS CommandBook iConomy ChestShop

Come check out our discord here: https://discord.gg/brd9xKqyy9 We highly suggest discord server to stay up to date on whats happening with the server. This is non-compulsory, but we do tend to have a lot of fun!

This server is based on my experience as a Minecraft player, and what I want in a good, high-quality server. I hope everyone that joins comes to be part of the community and has lots of fun!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mc-Designbox

Creative

MC-Designbox An “architecture” server for building houses and interior design.

Our server is characterized by unique construction methods in all possible styles. extremely beautiful, highly complex buildings and interiors to inspire Minecraft players.

As a guest, you can fly around the world in peace and quiet, chat as normal and get inspiration.

As a member, you can build on a maximum of 3 properties in a specially created world. If we like your buildings (at least 2/3), you even have a chance of being accepted as a builder.

As a builder you can build in the world, in areas secured by us.

There are currently no other ranks or are not available to the “public”. Come along and be amazed at what is possible in Minecraft!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Superizee

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

SuperizeeMC is a Faction/PvP server. We have shops, auctions and user kits. Work your way through the ranks. Survive, build, and craft your way to success, or simply donate. Join Superizee.com now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Amish Paradise

Hardcore Deathban PvP Survival. Our Deathban is 7 days. We offer a fun but fair vanilla PvP environment, Parkor arena, Spleef arena, Jousting arena, and much more! One of the web’s oldest Hardcore servers. ( Since October 2011! )

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BeastsmC Survival

BeastsMC Survival is a thriving, well-established Minecraft server that places an emphasis on quality builds. We pride ourselves in having a very close, welcoming community so new players can jump right into the fun. We use Towny, but making a town is a difficult task. This encourages players to group up and build towns together. We do not tolerate any griefing, so your creations are always safe. Our staff is dedicated to your well-being.

BeastsMC Survival is for players who want an awesome community to live in. Whether you’re looking to play with a few friends or lead a huge community, BeastsMC Survival is for you.

Connect today and join the community!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mineconomy

MineConomy is a different sort of Role Playing Game. We don’t add different races that focus on fighting and magic, we instead integrate specific aspects of normal Minecraft game play into a hardcore economy based survival role play experience.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	716822

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

Anolia is an survival server that supports, PVP, PVE, and Factions with up to 30 players online. It may support economy in the future. Each new player starts with a kit to help them survive in this dangerous open world. The mobs are 10x stronger than normal.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WickedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Classic Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Custom Crops, Spawners, Economy, Pvp, Farming, Parkour, we’ve got it all!

Connect with the IP: ClassicSB.com

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8237	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Octopia Network

A network of Servers with Towny Factions, Mini-games, Survival Games, and more :D…

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1771	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.