Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	4149
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineCrafterCity

MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cakecraft

Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft Junkie

Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

Ps : im not the owner

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FusionCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ulfcraft

Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3502

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MasterMinerZ

Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Sandlot

The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Banana Smores

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

1.6.1 survive the horde

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PVPCrafters

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

PVPCrafters is an epic Faction server, start off you adventure by building up your base and armor and start PVPing and pwning people! Good Luck PVP’ers!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Realm of Eden

Our server is a grief free, pvp optional, a small community looking for staff, to apply look on our website.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Aspirecraft

**Professionally hosted, and created.** *** Horse and saddle on entry!*** A PvP faction based minecraft server with its own currency, mob arena and trading hubs! up 99.9% of the time and with a loyal and family friendly fan base you cant go wrong picking Aspirecraft. Wowaspire.com/shop 1.6 ENABLED! Create your own or join others in this massive MMORPPVPG

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Panda Craft!

Fun for everyone, 24/7

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Octain (Survival PvE)

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a friendly PvE survival server. As a community, we’ve been together now for over four years. We’ve built amazing structures together, designed colossal PVP arenas and used redstone to create the most amazing of games and mob arenas; and we’re still going with that blend of near-vanilla gameplay that’s kept our players coming back to us.

We’re running on our own private, dedicated server with 16GB RAM and a processor with 4 cores at 2.8 each, a 2 Terrabyte hard drive and 100mbps. We. Do. Not. Lag.

And what to we offer? Tweaked survival play: freebuild, hard mode, infinite world, mob numbers cranked up and with all the protections minecraft should have by default – both your chests and your land is protected and we can rollback damage caused by idiots in a few commands.

We play fair and we play hard, we build big and we build strong, and above all, we have fun.

(This server is the continuation of the zarkov.net server, the maps, ranks of which we managed to keep with pretty much 0 downtime!)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.