Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	284	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4234	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	124
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	1061	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	685
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	39827
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4152

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Buildings Constructed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5143	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	9870
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Towns Built:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.