Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Divine Spears Created: 29 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Magic Items Found: 3340
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 296
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 125 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9493 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 9 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 321 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 31 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 New Chunks Explored: 610024
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5059 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Zombie Dances: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 775340 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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