Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Zombie Dances:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	421690	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1894
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	271	Potions Brewed:	29

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	52
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9697	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Farms Harvested:	422

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.