Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Magical Moments Shared: 16 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Safe Survival

    Safe Survival

    Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Gods Slained: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SwanCraft

    SwanCraft

    Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4640 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Crops Grown: 4372
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Performium

    Performium

    Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ores Mined: 4157 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • PokeLeague

    PokeLeague

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • PotionMc

    PotionMc

    PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Arefy Network

    Arefy Network

    Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Hypersteal

    Hypersteal

    Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 93
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Chimeras Created: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pure Vanilla

    Pure Vanilla

    Welcome to PureVanilla!We are a Minecraft survival multiplayer server (SMP). Here you’ll find multiple game modes, including our fully vanilla game mode, the original vanilla game mode we all know and love, the way Minecraft was intended to be played. On this vanilla server you’ll be able to enjoy Minecraft without any modifications, without money, without any extra commands. We event left the chat untouched! We can safely claim that you won’t find any other Minecraft server more vanilla than ours. The reason behind that is simple  — vanilla servers are economically non-viable, unless you have a decent, sustained amount of support from the community. Thankfully, we do have that support, thanks to being the greatest, best vanilla server for the 1.20 Minecraft version. You can not claim any builds here, and we consider ourselves a competitive server, but you’ll find plenty of people who will help you get started, there are also pretty chill players. Just watch out and don’t build too close to spawn, people won’t grief your builds unless they have a good competitive reason to do so. We are not 2b2t, so griefing for the sake of destroying is not allowed. You’ll have fun playing this game mode, getting to know new amazing people, create your little town or base, and just enjoying the game as you used to do when you created that server using hamachi when you were 9 :’). Join and you’ll see it for yourself. You can’t teleport to players, this is a vanilla server! And we don’t have ranks or vote rewards either!In order to guarantee a lag-free experience, good game play, perfect ping and make our server viable, we also have another game mode, our economy sever. Note this server is completely individual from our vanilla server, so you won’t find any economy-related features on the vanilla realm. Thanks to our years of expertise, we know how to create the best survival server for Minecraft 1.20. We can claim that thanks to our completely unique economy system. Here, you’ll be delighted with money appearing when breaking ores, chopping down trees, harvesting crops, and more! They even make a satisfying “Kaching!” sound when you get them :D, beautiful. Here, you can claim your builds and safely play with friends without having the risk of any strangers breaking into your precious house. You can even monetize your claims by creating a public warp, players will be able to pay in order to unlock the warp. This is amazing for players trying create XP farms and making them public while also getting something in return! You can also create your own shops here. It is really fun to create design it yourself. You’ll get notifications when people are looking at it, and you can make great friends by participating in the economy of the server. Trading is more than welcome on this server, and you’ll find yourself collaborating with other players to make your dream builds come true. You can teleport to players by using the /tpa command. You can get really balanced rewards by supporting the server, we did a great study regarding these rewards, making sure the gameplay is enjoyable for everyone! We are a fair server!Make sure you are using the latest Minecraft version (1.20 as I’m typing this). The server very much updated. For real, this server is usually the first server among of the thousands listed on this site to update its Minecraft version. We want all players to enjoy releases as soon as they are published, so you won’t have to wait more than a day to play them! We also don’t reset out world, unless more players want us to reset it. For example, last time we waited about 3 years to reset our map. We also did reset the nether dimension when the nether update dropped. We are very reasonable with this topic, and we take player legacy very seriously. We follow a democratic process for this, and, chances are, if you don’t want the world to be reset, most players won’t like the idea either, so your builds, your time, and your grinding is safe on this server, that is just one of the many reasons players trust us :). The players are amazing. That’s all we have to say about the players in this server; they are friendly, fun, chill, and competitive when they need to be. You can chat with us on our Discord guild. We also do some cool events, and do videos featuring player builds!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • OG Network

    OG Network

    The OG Network is a minecraft server dedicated to reviving the old style minecraft experience. We are not pay2win, and focus on the player rather than money.We currently have survival games and an SMP on our server, both with many features that have not been seen in years. Come check us out!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 271
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CreativeFun

    CreativeFun

    Welcome to CreativeFun! You can build, roleplay and even create your own minigames using your own builds on our server.Our features: – Large 512×512 plots – Advanced WorldEdit commands – Access to redstone – Create your own minigames using your own builds – Roleplay names – Plot chat – Grief protectionIP: play.creativefun.net Website: www.creativefun.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Mines Excavated: 2318 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineSuperior

    MineSuperior

    Discover MineSuperior – your ultimate 1.20.1 Minecraft: Java Edition destination, meticulously curated by a seasoned management team dedicated to crafting an unparalleled experience for all. Embark on an adventure through multiple dimensions: from the classic allure of Survival, to the innovative challenges of Skyblock, the adrenaline-pumping intensity of Lifesteal, and the collaborative camaraderie of Towny.Immerse yourself in a dynamic realm that evolves with each passing moment, as our commitment to regular updates ensures a perpetually rejuvenated environment. However, this is not your ordinary realm; here, the boundaries of vanilla are transcended. Engage in thrilling encounters with custom-designed bosses, forge unbreakable bonds with upgradable pets, and test your mettle against waves of malevolent mobs in electrifying envoys, all for the chance to seize coveted prizes.Join us at MineSuperior and experience Minecraft as it was meant to be – a canvas for boundless creativity and unforgettable adventures, all within a community that values your journey as much as you do. Your story starts here; where will it lead?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crops Grown: 1291
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Ores Mined: 5850

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecadia

    Minecadia

    Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 782430
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • TulipSurvival

    TulipSurvival

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Twenture

    Twenture

    Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ChillSMP

    ChillSMP

    Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 787 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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