Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Alien Abductions: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GRM Pixelmon

    GRM Pixelmon

    How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Falling into the Void: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Iperios

    Iperios

    Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6339
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TNTWcraft

    TNTWcraft

    A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MeepCraft

    MeepCraft

    Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8404 Zombie Dances: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Just Bucket

    Just Bucket

    Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

    Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8780 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • EstCraft

    EstCraft

    The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3120
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6713 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Skyland

    Skyland

    Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Falling into the Void: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Reforged Network

    Reforged Network

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Omnablock Network

    Omnablock Network

    Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5398 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Honeycomb

    The Honeycomb

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Farms Harvested: 716
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Harlon City Server

    Harlon City Server

    A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft

    SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 26
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The kismet

    The kismet

    Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Potions Brewed: 198 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6246
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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