Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	246	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Potions Brewed:	88
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	247	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	226675	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8998
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4058	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CoralCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FNaFSisterServer

Roleplay

Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

All Games – ATM8

FTB

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Farms Harvested:	286
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.