Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3890	Dragon Eggs Found:	6459
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Items Found:	1445	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	167	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Towns Built:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Star Shards Collected:	115
Secret Passages Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	244	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2715	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.